Defeating da Nemesis!

[Hallehoopma]

Can old clannies partake in the frog-squashing festivities?

And Happy Early KoL-iversary 

[King Beanface]

  REMEMBER- Contest BEGINS 15 April 2010 ( or technically after rollover 14th April) and ENDS 15 May 2010

Well, that was nearly tragic! You nearly got a tonne of frogs early, all because I can't read

I'll have them in to you at some point during the contest!

[Froggie Legs]

Donated by Kaylahh as additional prizes! Thanks Kaylahh!

• 1  pack of KWE trading card
• 61  divine noisemakers
• 73  divine cans of silly string
• 72 divine blowouts
• 1 designer handbag

   

 

[Zaranthos]

Well, that was nearly tragic! You nearly got a tonne of frogs early, all because I can't read

That just means she keeps the frogs and you lose.     

[Froggie Legs]

well he did say "nearly"...so he is safe

Patience young Padawan ... your time will come!

and yes Halle, you are welcome to join in as you are still a member of 7Lances on at least one character

[Froggie Legs]

An awesome donor who wishes to remain anonymous has sent these prizes as a" Hobo Package":

• extra-greasy slider
• jar of squeeze
• tin cup of mulligan stew
• jar of fermented pickle juice

Two more days until the contest begins! 

[Froggie Legs]

Current and comprehensive prize list:

•   epic wad (thank you Noh!)
•   Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
•   Millions of Meat ..divided up, of course
•   Divine Favours 75 noisemakers, 75 silly string, 75 blowout
•   Natty Blue Ascot
•   Spooky Surprise eggs
•   Frozen Banquets
•   C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
•   Roasted Marshmallows
•   Deactivated O. A. F.
•   dollhives/or sturdy crimbo crates or something similar
•   Jack-in-the-box
•   Knob Goblin lunchbox
•   2 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhalers
•    banana peel


Donated by Mandoline  Full Hookah set:
•   "DRINK ME" potion 
•   walrus ice cream   
•   beautiful soup   
•   Humpty Dumplings 
•   Lobster qua Grill   
•   missing wine   

mistressofthewok  (#1794849)  generously offered the following  with stipulations: 

If you collect more than 25,000 frogs in this drive, the most prolific frog donor chooses one prize from the list below:

    Crimbough (3)
    Libram of BRICKOs (2)
    moveable feast (2)
    pile of loose snow (12)
    squamous polyp (2)
    stinky cheese ball (2)
    suspicious stocking
    Tome of Sugar Shummoning (2)
    Underworld trunk


    If you collect more than 10,000 frogs, two people select one prize from below:
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (2)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (2)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (10)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (2)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (2)
    Crimbo wreath (13)
    gingerbread house (3)
    Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (30)
    misfit dolly (2)
    misfit hobby horse (2)
    plastic Crimbo reindeer (7)
    string of Crimbo lights (7)
    Zu MannkΓ€se Dienen (30)

Donated by Kaylahh: 
•   1  pack of KWE trading card
•   61 41 31 divine noisemakers
•   73 53 divine cans of silly string
•   72 52 32 divine blowouts
•   1 designer handbag

Anonymously donated" Hobo Package":
•   extra-greasy slider
•   jar of squeeze
•   tin cup of mulligan stew
•   jar of fermented pickle juice

[Froggie Legs]

Let the games begin!

[Froggie Legs]

First Winner!!!

Aoi sent the first lump sum of frogs on Tax Day.. so she receives the following
 "Tax Day Surprise Prize" package:

• one banana peel - place on the front steps if you see the IRS guys coming
• 3 fat stacks of cash- enjoy it while you can, before the government takes it's bit
• 1 knob goblin lunchbox- eating out is too expensive, best make your own from now on
• 1 frigid air mattress - hide the remainder of the Tax Day Surprise Prize under it
• 50,000 meat

Congrats!  Prize will be sent to Aoi shortly.

 Remember that there will be random prizes given throughout the contest, for different reasons. I have lots of meat and prizes to give away during this month!
Hoppy Cleeshing!

[Froggie Legs]

I'm away in Wyoming at the moment but will send out some more prizes when I return   keep those froggies hoppin' in !

[mirospsyche]

Have a safe trip, Froggie!

[Froggie Legs]

I'm Baaaaccckkk!  Even though I didn't get the job, I had a hoppin' good time in Wyoming

And needless to say,  I have prizes to give away. This will take me a while, but while I work on the "while I was gone" hidden/random prizes, I need your help!

Several poems/jingles/haiku's were included in the packages sent while I was gone. I have set up a poll on this thread, and everyone can have 3 votes for their favourites. (yes you can vote for your own).  When the poll closes in two days, I will award prizes accordingly to the top 3 with the most votes.

[Froggie Legs]

Interview week Prizes!
Here is a list, in order of frogs received, of those who sent while I was away in Wyoming.

1.   The Unko (#1460073)
2.   bentham (#1821965)
3.   Kime (#1479028)
4.   Aoi (#1635003)
5.   Kime (#1479028)
6.   Aoi (#1635003
7.   Papilionoidea #1515162
8.   bentham (#1821965) 
9.    Kime (#1479028)
10.   bentham (#1821965) 
11.   Kime (#1479028) 
12.   Falsesense (#1680109
13.   Abscondi (#2100184) 
14.   mirospsyche (#1957403)
15.   bentham (#1821965)
16.   Falsesense (#1680109
17.    Kime (#1479028) 

The prizes are as follows:
100,000 meat to each of the following persons (who sent frogs while I was gone) using random chatbot rolls.
 
chatbot (private): Rolling 1D17 gives 6. Aoi (#1635003}
chatbot (private): Rolling 1D17 gives 7. Papilionoidea #1515162
chatbot (private): Rolling 1D17 gives 15. Bentham(#1821965)


Jack-in-the-box, 20 Divine Blowouts, and 200k meat for the clannie who sent frogs closest to the time of my interview on the 20th of April (11 am CST)
bentham (#1821965) April 20, 2010, 02:06PM

Natty Blue Ascot and 20 Divine Noisemakers to the clannie who sent frogs every consecutive day while I was gone:
Kime (#1479028)

Added bonus prize!!!
My daughter’s birthday is today, April 24th. She turned 21 and in honor of her birthday I have as a special prize for the clannie who sent the first squashed frogs of the day: the “Hobo Package" since my sister gave her the nickname "Pickle" once upon a time.
•   extra-greasy slider
•   jar of squeeze
•   tin cup of mulligan stew
•   jar of fermented pickle juice

oSfish (#1324323)

All prizes have been sent. Keep cleeshing and entering to win! Lots of prizes yet to come!

[Froggie Legs]

And the winners are! 
1st place winner of 300k meat, with a total of 7 (30.4%) votes is:
Squaaaashed Frog
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your legs to the night 

Squaaaashed Frog
You don't have to wear those spices tonight
Hop the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Squaaaashed Frog
You don't have to put on the red light


Submitted by bentham (#1821965)    

2nd place winner of 200k meat, with a total of  6 (26.1%) votes is:
Hark, I see a frog.
 Be gentle, do not squish it!
I guess it's too late.

Submitted by bentham (#1821965) 

3rd place winner of 100k meat, with a total of  4 (17.4%)   votes is:
Safe, clean habitats\ Important to our frog pals\ Celebrate Earth Day
   
Submitted by Kime  (#1479028)

(also, coincidentally, these are the three I had voted for)

FYI the Shakespeare quote garnered 3 votes also submitted by Bentham.

"Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble"
    3 (13%) 

prizes will be sent in a few. Thanks for the voting! Keep Cleeshing.. random prizes will continue to be given, and grand prizes at the end. Everyone who enters will get something

[bentham]

Thanks everyone for having the same sense of humor as me