Clan Chat Quotes

[lazyleezard]

I've seen a lot of funny stuff lately that doesn't really qualify for the self-help book section, so I thought I'd start a quote thread:

SkinnyNate: Dear RNG, please show favor on SkinnyNate, your humble plaything, and grant him victory over Mr. Klaw. Thank you.

[lazyleezard]

A new announcement has been posted in your Clan Hall.

Date: Saturday, January 06, 08:28AM
From: Elemental_Burn (#357793)

    /me smax0rz the whole clan and abuses his power to post announcements. Hah! Made you look! ;-p

[Sir Francis]

Zaranthos: Dear RNG, YOU SUCK. Now let me hit the bonerdagon in the face before I turn on you instead. Thank you. With love, Zaranthos.

[Dirtydiaper]

TheTrueTrooper: Do the liars pants have a chat effect?
Gizmo83004: yes
TrueEeviL: yes
VDZ: yeah, trust me
Gizmo83004: and gives you +5 to all stats
TopHat logged on.
Gizmo83004: and the +10 hot damage
TheTrueTrooper: Like, changing "yes" to "no"
mayloi logged on.
VDZ: Yeah, that's the ticket
Gizmo83004: no just adds some stuff to the end lol
VDZ: No, it adds stuff like the stuff I say at the end of a sentence. Trust mme.
Gizmo83004: but of course it never works when i want it too lmao
SpudTheMighty: no, the pants just add reassuring phrases to the end of whatever you say. No, really.
DirtyDiaper: Hahahaha

[coolguy00001]

Some useless messages have been deleated because they are useless. Otherwise, it would be way toooooooooooo loooooong

coolguy00001: Pete and Repete are sitting in a boat. Pete falls off. who's left?
Magic Thief: repete
Daniel25: repete
Daniel25: oh, re
PinothyJ (private): the boat?
coolguy00001: Pete and Repete are sitting in a boat. Pete falls off. who's left??
Gizmo Lives: oh lord i hate that
Daniel25: re!
Gizmo Lives: my sister used to do that crap
Daniel25: noone
Magic Thief: well I didnt ask for a repeat i said "repete" XD
Daniel25: ha
spikeboi1: reh pete
coolguy00001: I know. Well, Daniel said he was bored, so I'm "spicing" up the chat (lol )
Daniel25: ah ha!
Daniel25: spicy!
coolguy00001: no! repete sounds like repeat, so I was repeating the question over and over again. now do you get it?
Magic Thief: I get it I was just saying...ahh never mind XD
Daniel25: ive got a pirate joke... -hic-
Gizmo Lives: great a pirate joke
coolguy00001: see gizmo? It's not so boring in chat now!
Daniel25: one captain and his crew were sailing along, and the guy in the crow's nest says, "i see an enemy ship in the horizon!"
Gizmo Lives: lol
Daniel25: the captain says to the cabin boy, "bring me my red shirt!"
Daniel25: the battle ensues, then finally, they won.
Daniel25: the cabin boy asks, "what was with the red shirt?"
Daniel25: the captain says," so if i was shot, the crew would not notice and continue to fight!"
spikeboi1: yep they sure would notice
coolguy00001: This was what happened with the red shirt: Pete was wearing the red shirt, and pete was the captain of the enemy ship. Pete fell off, and the captain's name is repete
Daniel25: suddenly, the crows nest man says," i see 10 enemy ships on the horizon!"
Daniel25: so, the captain says, "bring me my Brown Pants!" -hic-
Daniel25: hahaha
Daniel25: poop his pants
Daniel25: i said brown, not yellow
Daniel25: bwahahahaha! im nuttier than a chestnut tree!
Daniel25 runs around /c clan
TrueEeviL giggles as he takes over a spot on the PvP leaderbaord
Magic Thief trips daniel
Daniel25 falls on his face

[lazyleezard]

SkinnyNate: Nobody said being a professional killer would be easy...
SkinnyNate: *lady killer

[lazyleezard]

Elemental_Burn: Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 3641
Smoke: yowzer, that's far down
Elemental_Burn: Muscle: 105822 (6489) Mysticality: 101002 (12045) Moxie: 107041 (6478)
MumRa The EverLiving: And then when players reach level 5000... "You're fighting Fernswarthy" >_>
MumRa The EverLiving: Fernswarthy taught the Naughty Sorceress... I wonder how powerful HE is.
lazyleezard: oh, groan
MumRa The EverLiving: That might be something for NS13. =O
lazyleezard: Don't give Jick any ideas
lazyleezard whacks Mumra w/ her saucepan
Elemental_Burn kills MumRa
Dragons Midnight pats Mumra............har d
MumRa The EverLiving cries
lazyleezard: poor mumra
lazyleezard throws some spices on Mumra.
Krazul: what happened?
Elemental_Burn: Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 3666
Dragons Midnight: Mumra was bad
lazyleezard: nothing to see here Krazul...move along
MumRa The EverLiving: I suggested Fernswarthy be a part of the actual questing or his Basement, and then I got assaulted. =O
MumRa The EverLiving: And aspiced.

[Sir Francis]

awww..poor mum..to die so young!


this just overheard in chat... 



MrConspiracy: owww.... chocolate on sensitive areas

Dragons Twilight: O.o

[kingofthekongo]

The following program features me....! enjoy!

kingofthekongo: RAWR!!!
bananate7 hides
kingofthekongo: i'm tired of refreshing my SL forum thing so i figured i'd just give it a try...
SpudTheMighty: and be quiet. My tummy talking is kinda disturbing
bananate7: you can't eat me now!
Krazul: wow... how did sevenlances_com get across top within the shop list?
SpudTheMighty: poor kongo
SpudTheMighty: the prizes aren't that great
bananate7: lol
bananate7: I'm back
kingofthekongo: everyone always tells me i'm a loser, i will never amount to anything, and i'm just sick of it, just sick of being put down, and made fun of
SpudTheMighty: deja deja vu vu
Saishu Heiki: but it is fun to say, so a winner in him already! rawr!
kingofthekongo: I just wanted to win one thing just one thing and maybe, just maybe i would feel better about myself
kingofthekongo cries
kingofthekongo: heh jk
kingofthekongo: did i win the sob story prize?
spikeboi2007: Ronin: 131
spikeboi2007: brb
bananate7: win this contest: be the first person to pm me saying 1800pie
private to bananate7: 1800pie
Saishu Heiki: contest: the first person with "king" in their name to post in the chat wins a stuffed angry cow!
kingofthekongo: hello
Saishu Heiki: kingofthekongo is the winner! -hic-
Krazul: XD
kingofthekongo: rawr! -hic-
kingofthekongo: yay
bananate7: kingofkongo wins, rusty walrus gets 2nd, and spudthemighty gets 3rd
Sutaru: lol-
SpudTheMighty: kingofthekongo wins a clover!
kingofthekongo: i won 3 at the same time wheeee
Rusty Walrus: ^.^
bananate7: krazul got 4th
kingofthekongo: i feel special like i could do anything!
Sutaru: wait didn't I win
SpudTheMighty: happy now?
kingofthekongo prepares to fly off a cliff
New message received from Saishu Heiki.
Sutaru catches king
kingofthekongo: a winner is I yay thank you my glorious clan...
SpudTheMighty: apparently, you DID win the sob story prize
New message received from bananate7.
kingofthekongo: heh
Sutaru: me?
New message received from SpudTheMighty.

[Sir Francis]

When discussing Valentine's Day doings.. this following conversation took place. (a good lesson to non-romantics!)

Daitezen is going to send her a single red rose on the thirteenth, because she is impatient for valentines day to come, then every hour of the day send a single red rose, then for the 12th rose...
Daitezen is going to deliver it by hand himself

bravurapipsqueak: goodness, dait - you're a hardcore romantic.
bravurapipsqueak: when my husband cleans the litterbox that's an expression of love

Daitezen: its just something i thought would be nice to do, and not all that hard, but it would make her happy i think

Froggie Legs: When you going to marry the girl Dai?

Daitezen: lol, i don't know. i want to say as soon as i can, but i want to make sure that i can treat her right, that i can give her everything she needs before asking her to marry me

bravurapipsqueak: dang. you're, like, too good to be true.
bravurapipsqueak: good on you!

Froggie Legs: Dai= role model bf/future husband to one lucky lady


Daitezen: lol, i doubt it, i know i am a pain sometimes, but i want to do right by her, because i love her. if i don't give her the best i can, what is the point of love at all?

bravurapipsqueak: the point of love is to love.

Daitezen: i know that... but you should never look for that in love, if you are looking for someone just to rely on them, then you are using them, you have to be in love to want the best life for both of you
Daitezen: to be as happy as you can, even if you don't truly believe its possible

[pipsqueak]

and on a less serious note:


Daitezen: okay... so... when is bacon not a suitable substitute for toothpaste?
bravurapipsqueak: when you're kissing a vegetarian?
snooty: when you're in an alternate reality?
Masta Ling: Ummmm, it never is?
Masta Ling: No wait.
snooty: like, some weird twisted world that has no pigs...
Masta Ling: Blue.
bravurapipsqueak: seven!
Masta Ling: The answer is blue.
snooty: purple polka-dot cows!

[MrConspiracy]

Sometimes, less is more:

Rami Noodle: He's just jealous of your heiney sex monkey.
ATG07: lol
sheling: It is an awesome monkey -hic-

[Sir Francis]

Froggie Legs waves to Mum
MumRa The EverLiving: Heya.
King Master waves also at froggies mum accross the world
Froggie Legs shakes her head.. Mum is a boy and her nephew
King Master: oops lol
King Master: soz
Froggie Legs: lol

[Gemini]

MrConspiracy: Or spent a lot of time in the Panty
KnightofCheese: ahahaha
KnightofCheese: best typo ever
MrConspiracy: that's what this game needs: Haunted Panties!

Heh BEST QUOTE EVER!

[achtung5]

snooty: we might be able to get you into the bathroom...

hehe... snooty was teaching n00bs how to play, but you can see some very crude humor if you take it out of context.