Clan Chat Quotes

[duke_fan13]

ATG07: i thought i was a feltathightropist
Rami Noodle: I'm a cunning linguist.
duke_fan13: i'm a noob

He he he....bein honest....:-P

duke

[CaptainGoogle]

This isn't exactly from clan chat but it's... ok... not incredibly funny... but ok...

me: Hey, <friend>, can you loan me $10?
<friend>: What do you think I am, made out of money?
me: how about 4 mil meat then?
<friend>: What do you think I am, made out of meat?
me: um...

That's rather amusing.

[achtung5]

The Most Incredible Battle Ever To Take Place In Clan Chat

Aevum Decessus appears suddenly in chat carrying a burning brand in his hand
achtung5: really, aevum? why?
White Chocolate appears with a second flaming brand
achtung5 cowers away from the light
Aevum Decessus challenges WC to a bread duel
White Chocolate: bread?
White Chocolate: I don't have any bread
White Chocolate challenges Aevum to a flaming brand duel
Aevum Decessus after realizing he has eaten his bread-accepts the flaming brand duel
White Chocolate runs at Aevum brandishing his flaming brand
Aevum Decessus slices at WC's thigh with his brand
Aevum Decessus turns at the last second and throws his brand at achtung5
achtung5 catches the brand in his teeth
achtung5 then bites it into small pieces and spits them out
achtung5: hehe... lucky i got metal teeth yesterday -hic-
achtung5 's new name is Jaws
achtung5: heh heh... like from james bond
Aevum Decessus bows and congratulates achtung on his performance
White Chocolate applauds achtung's lovely teeth
achtung5 then runs up to aevum and kicks him in the shins for almost killing him
achtung5 bows to the applause
White Chocolate: HA!
Aevum Decessus jumps over the kick and hands achtung a wooden sword
Aevum Decessus challenges achtung to a duel of the blades
achtung5 grabs the sword and bites it up, too
achtung5 then bites aevum in the arm
Aevum Decessus is offended by the lack of a duel
Aevum Decessus smacks achtung upside the head with his own sword
achtung5 has a metal cranium, too
achtung5: hah! now, who is the master?
White Chocolate: me
White Chocolate: obviously
Aevum Decessus backs away and starts muttering to himself
achtung5 headbutts aevum
Aevum Decessus laughs as achtung bounces off of his impenetrable shield
achtung5 pulls out a silver stake and pierces aevum through the heart
achtung5: aha! you thought i didnt know your secret...
achtung5 exposes aevum as both a werewolf and a vampire
White Chocolate: you just pierced the icy blackness that USED to be his heart
achtung5: hahaha choc
Aevum Decessus sceams in pain, then casts magic missle at the darkness
achtung5 dodges with ease
Aevum Decessus is confused.....the missles weren't aimed at achtung
achtung5: oh, right nevermind then
achtung5: anyway, im done
Aevum Decessus sticks his hand out for a truce
achtung5 shakes it
achtung5: oh yeah, and for future reference, i AM darkness
achtung5: lol

[Aevum Decessus]

The Most Incredible Battle Ever To Take Place In Clan Chat

Aevum Decessus appears suddenly in chat carrying a burning brand in his hand
achtung5: really, aevum? why?
White Chocolate appears with a second flaming brand
achtung5 cowers away from the light
Aevum Decessus challenges WC to a bread duel
White Chocolate: bread?
White Chocolate: I don't have any bread
White Chocolate challenges Aevum to a flaming brand duel
Aevum Decessus after realizing he has eaten his bread-accepts the flaming brand duel
White Chocolate runs at Aevum brandishing his flaming brand
Aevum Decessus slices at WC's thigh with his brand
Aevum Decessus turns at the last second and throws his brand at achtung5
achtung5 catches the brand in his teeth
achtung5 then bites it into small pieces and spits them out
achtung5: hehe... lucky i got metal teeth yesterday -hic-
achtung5 's new name is Jaws
achtung5: heh heh... like from james bond
Aevum Decessus bows and congratulates achtung on his performance
White Chocolate applauds achtung's lovely teeth
achtung5 then runs up to aevum and kicks him in the shins for almost killing him
achtung5 bows to the applause
White Chocolate: HA!
Aevum Decessus jumps over the kick and hands achtung a wooden sword
Aevum Decessus challenges achtung to a duel of the blades
achtung5 grabs the sword and bites it up, too
achtung5 then bites aevum in the arm
Aevum Decessus is offended by the lack of a duel
Aevum Decessus smacks achtung upside the head with his own sword
achtung5 has a metal cranium, too
achtung5: hah! now, who is the master?
White Chocolate: me
White Chocolate: obviously
Aevum Decessus backs away and starts muttering to himself
achtung5 headbutts aevum
Aevum Decessus laughs as achtung bounces off of his impenetrable shield
achtung5 pulls out a silver stake and pierces aevum through the heart
achtung5: aha! you thought i didnt know your secret...
achtung5 exposes aevum as both a werewolf and a vampire
White Chocolate: you just pierced the icy blackness that USED to be his heart
achtung5: hahaha choc
Aevum Decessus sceams in pain, then casts magic missle at the darkness
achtung5 dodges with ease
Aevum Decessus is confused.....the missles weren't aimed at achtung
achtung5: oh, right nevermind then
achtung5: anyway, im done
Aevum Decessus sticks his hand out for a truce
achtung5 shakes it
achtung5: oh yeah, and for future reference, i AM darkness
achtung5: lol

*whistles innocently*
I swear that I had nothing to do with that

[White Chocolate]

The Most Incredible Battle Ever To Take Place In Clan Chat

Aevum Decessus appears suddenly in chat carrying a burning brand in his hand
achtung5: really, aevum? why?
White Chocolate appears with a second flaming brand
achtung5 cowers away from the light
Aevum Decessus challenges WC to a bread duel
White Chocolate: bread?
White Chocolate: I don't have any bread
White Chocolate challenges Aevum to a flaming brand duel
Aevum Decessus after realizing he has eaten his bread-accepts the flaming brand duel
White Chocolate runs at Aevum brandishing his flaming brand
Aevum Decessus slices at WC's thigh with his brand
Aevum Decessus turns at the last second and throws his brand at achtung5
achtung5 catches the brand in his teeth
achtung5 then bites it into small pieces and spits them out
achtung5: hehe... lucky i got metal teeth yesterday -hic-
achtung5 's new name is Jaws
achtung5: heh heh... like from james bond
Aevum Decessus bows and congratulates achtung on his performance
White Chocolate applauds achtung's lovely teeth
achtung5 then runs up to aevum and kicks him in the shins for almost killing him
achtung5 bows to the applause
White Chocolate: HA!
Aevum Decessus jumps over the kick and hands achtung a wooden sword
Aevum Decessus challenges achtung to a duel of the blades
achtung5 grabs the sword and bites it up, too
achtung5 then bites aevum in the arm
Aevum Decessus is offended by the lack of a duel
Aevum Decessus smacks achtung upside the head with his own sword
achtung5 has a metal cranium, too
achtung5: hah! now, who is the master?
White Chocolate: me
White Chocolate: obviously
Aevum Decessus backs away and starts muttering to himself
achtung5 headbutts aevum
Aevum Decessus laughs as achtung bounces off of his impenetrable shield
achtung5 pulls out a silver stake and pierces aevum through the heart
achtung5: aha! you thought i didnt know your secret...
achtung5 exposes aevum as both a werewolf and a vampire
White Chocolate: you just pierced the icy blackness that USED to be his heart
achtung5: hahaha choc
Aevum Decessus sceams in pain, then casts magic missle at the darkness
achtung5 dodges with ease
Aevum Decessus is confused.....the missles weren't aimed at achtung
achtung5: oh, right nevermind then
achtung5: anyway, im done
Aevum Decessus sticks his hand out for a truce
achtung5 shakes it
achtung5: oh yeah, and for future reference, i AM darkness
achtung5: lol

*whistles innocently*
I swear that I had nothing to do with that

*whistles innocently*
Ditto

[Rethgif]

Rethgif wishes he didn't miss "The Most Incredible Battle Ever To Take Place In Clan Chat" recorded by achtung5 *tear*

[achtung5]

The ebay encounter

achtung5 kicks the camera out of brugbo's hands, catches it, and sells it on ebay
Daitezen kicks achtung5 and then sells him on ebay
Sex_Factory kicks dai and sells ebay
Daitezen kicks ebay and sells sex
Sex_Factory: tee hee dai is whoring himself
Daitezen: consider it a public service, it'll reduce people going to prostitutes by 97%
Daitezen: they will want to avoid it on the off chance of them being me :p
- [nobody says anything for a minute] -
Daitezen: and also reduce clan chat activity by 80% it seems, making people to ill to type
Sex_Factory: lol

[achtung5]

achtung5 steals Z's DC
SevenLances smax0rz ach
SevenLances: behave
SevenLances: or i'll assimilate you
achtung5 thought he had been already assimilated... or was that just a bad dream?
Zaranthos: Don't mess with the borg. It's not pretty what they do to their victims.
mrmooge88: they probe people
Zaranthos: That's not the worst.. In fact, Pacone likes that part...
SevenLances: yeah but Z, pacone's just... uh...*different*

[sex_factory]

sheling: makes out with her NPZR... it's love. There'll be a marriage and kids and lots and lots of meat.

SpudTheMighty: am i invited, sheling?

sheling: To the make-out or the wedding?

[SpudtheMighty]

Our oh-so-experienced boss displayed a charming fit of pure unadulterated n00biness in clan chat today. Take a look-see 

SevenLances_com: Huh? Ok, is this a mafia bug or softcore thing? I freed the king but can't take all my stuff from Hagnks?

FeNix_KnighT: ronin..
FeNix_KnighT:

snooty: probably a bug, you using the relay?

SevenLances_com: Ronin doesn't end when you free the king?

snooty: oh yeah, or you're under ronin >.<
snooty: rofl!!! no

FeNix_KnighT: nope.

KaPi_K luffs on Snoo, and Pokes on Z's head

SevenLances_com: Hell if I'd know I've never done softcore.

SpudTheMighty: nope, ronin is a constant!

FeNix_KnighT chuckles at Z

Gromph: should we post this in the forums under the chat quotes... Z has just had a major n00b moment

Kaylahh: yes yes we should -hic-

SevenLances_com: I'll show you newb.
SevenLances_com: Say bye bye to my ronin.
SevenLances_com eats milk of mag and three hi meins

[achtung5]

ericjl515: is anyone here a pyromaniac?
xtratoz: i am!
xtratoz: hahaha
ericjl515: cool lets go shoot each other with roman candles
SpudTheMighty just burns the clan hall to the ground
Zaranthos: Not me, I hate fire.
Zaranthos lights ericjl515 on fire
ericjl515: noo thats were my fireworks were!!! oh well lets watch them shoot off
Zaranthos: Fire! Fire!
achtung5 sets Z on fire and takes control of the clan
ericjl515 screams and runs around and runs to the beach and jumps in the water
SpudTheMighty asserts her rights as big sister and takes the clan from ach
SpudTheMighty: uhhh, the beach water is about 89% alcohol, eric... O.o
ericjl515: ohhh thats explains why im burning more

[pacone]

[12:38] Byron the Slug: one of the funniest stories ive ever heard......
[12:38] Byron the Slug: a guy i knew a long time ago in Aust was heading home from the pub one night...
[12:38] Pacone is afraid to ask
[12:39] Byron the Slug: found a dead cat on the road , picked it up and took it in to the local chinese restaurant and ...
[12:39] Pacone: oh my
[12:40] Byron the Slug: announced loudly " thats the last one til you pay for the others " (the place was busy at the time too)
[12:41] Pacone: roflmaooooo!!!!!!!

[Sir Francis]

Elemental_Burn: Bawb won a bat quano! 
 
Elemental_Burn sends the steaming hot prize to Bawb

Sir Francis: you'd better do a screen shot or he won't believe you EB
 
bravurapipsqueak: aw, isn't that cute, the RNG smiled at bawb
bravurapipsqueak: oops

LaPrachio: You should throw it at him, that's the way to handle guano
 
bravurapipsqueak: woot!
 
Elemental_Burn: This can't be right.... Bawb won a "real" raffle prize... The RNG's power doesn't extend to chatbot's dice rolls? Bawb found a way to cheat???
Elemental_Burn: This could throw the very laws of the universe as we know them out of whack...

bravurapipsqueak: don't worry, Z. this just means that bawb is about to get such a run of bad RNG luck it'll take him a week to do his next softcore run


LaPrachio: ToneDeafBawb II: Doomsday unleashed. In cinemas now

[pacone]

In a conversation with a very funny friend of mine, the topic of his Thesis popped up, and the following exchange occured:

Him: I hope to find something interesing on trade to do, although Corruption looks to be quite a curious topic

Me: and do you really study corruption in Economics at  Uni?

Him: Nope. Not really anyway, it is a topic that looks to be based on Microeconomics that I came across while exploring.  Read a paper (written by one of my lecturers) and found it interesting enough to look into a little more (although not quite got around to it yet )

Me: the "man" doesn't want you to fiddle with corruption and bring it to the light!

Him: :-o, I'll fiddle with whatever I want dagnabit!!!  Although, if the "man" is willing to slip some money under the table, I may decide to not show the world how corrupt he is ... *whistles innocently*

ROFL!!!! 

[kingofthekongo]

MissFroggie: lizzy's picking on me and my grey hairs
Zaranthos: Well she was bugging me so it's your turn.
kingofthekongo gently says to froggie and Z that they're not old as he coaxes them into their walkers and wheelchairs
MissFroggie: Teenagers.. the reason why some parents..never mind
MissFroggie grabs her cane and smacks it on the wall.. am too old sonny, and don't you forget it

Later that night....

MissFroggie: hmm.. my daughter is showing me piccys of my hubby being kissed by two women at once
MissFroggie: and he seems to be enjoying it