Defeating da Nemesis!

[Froggie Legs]

I need your Help …Defeating my Nemesis!

Yep, you guessed it… a squashed frog drive is once again coming around. This contest will go for ONE MONTH and there will be over 10 million in meat and prizes!! The contest will BEGIN April 15th and go until rollover on my KOLversary May 15th.  This should give everyone some time to work on cleeshing from now until then (or getting the cleeshing skill)…since frogs have tended to be quite pricey in the mall stores. I will try to have a decoy store to drive prices down for those who choose to buy them…but purchasing frogs isn’t necessary if you have cleesh. Frogs sent before the start date will be counted as a gift and not an entry to the contest.

Random prizes will be given throughout the contest period so entering often will work to your advantage.
For example, random prizes will be given for:

• most frogs donated in one day (randomly chosen day)
• funniest package wording (note, gift wrapping won’t be necessary as I am not in HC)
• chatbot rolls
• and more.

How it works:
Each frog donated will count as one entry ticket, counted in the order in which received.
For example, if "Dorian_Grey" sends 24 squashed frogs first, then the grid spots 1-24 will be allotted to that person. The next person would have 25-whatever allotted, corresponding with the number of frogs sent, in the order in which they are received. You can send them all at once or break it up over the days. As stated before, breaking them up over the days may work to your advantage.

Please note: if a person chooses to use a multi and that multi wins... the goodies won will go to said multi- not to an alternate, just to keep things fair.

Some of the prizes will include:

• epic wad (thank you Noh!)
• Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
• Millions of Meat ..divided up, of course
• Divine Favours
• Natty Blue Ascot
• Spooky Surprise eggs
• Frozen Banquets
• C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
• Roasted Marshmallows
• Deactivated O. A. F.
• dollhives/or sturdy crimbo crates or something similar

by no means a comprehensive list.. just some of what will be utilized.   Watch this space for updates/and any revisions.


If you have questions feel free to post them here or send me a kmail. Currently I hold the # 2 spot for frog collecting... a sorry travesty I forever hope to overcome.
  REMEMBER- Contest BEGINS 15 April 2010 ( or technically after rollover 14th April) and ENDS 15 May 2010

[Wim]

Wohooo!!! let the frog collecting begin

For those who use mafia some tips on farming froggies:
get some MP regeneration (I use a sponge hat, they go for 5000 in the mall)
disable auto attack (you'll probably get the jump on the frog)
use the following custom combat script:

0: skill CLEESH
1: item spices
10: attack with weapon

and do it in an area with 100% combat encounter.

This allows you to recoup all the mana you spend on cleesh and maybe get some meat from the cocoabo

[Zaranthos]

The custom combat script is a good idea. Maybe throw on some +ML gear and change the 10: to 28: to stretch out combat longer and get more meat. Running with +ML buffs and gear would make the spices take longer to kill them.

[killsomeone]

1. Pakalolo - 270000 | 2. Froggie Legs - 264000

That should be easy

[Froggie Legs]

1. Pakalolo - 270000 | 2. Froggie Legs - 264000

That should be easy

like peeling a turtle... she likely has 20-30k hidden away and possibly reads our forums to keep up on any attempt I make to challenge her top spot.

[Mandoline]

Cocoabo, NPZR and the hobomonkey rarely if at all drop money after the 10th round.
We used to have collectors for the rest of cleesh by-products, dont they attent to their collection anymore?

[sex_factory]

...and possibly reads our forums to keep up on any attempt I make to challenge her top spot.

Paranoid much?

[Zaranthos]

We used to have collectors for the rest of cleesh by-products, dont they attent to their collection anymore?

lazyleezard has been gone for a while now but I think that's just life being more important than KoL (crazy I know). She collects the salamander spleens. Charleyhorse collects the eye of newt parts and just quietly lurks. I think both are excellent people so donating to their collections is a good thing. Maybe send gift packages to lazyleezard since I don't think the included messages would be lost due to old kmail auto-deletion. I guess Froggie Legs is mostly excellent also so you can still donate to her collection. 

Paranoid much?

They're watching....  

[Smashasaurus]

More incentive for the clan to ramp up the number of stunt runs! CLEESHing through sewers and to reach the Tent generates a whole lot of squishy offal!

[killsomeone]

Froggie, peeling turtle can hear what you say via phones

Its a conspiracy..

[ozonep]

as far as the MP regen comment goes, use a starfish familiar. I've been doing that to get MP for brickos. A 35 lb starfish will regen 200-300 MP per adv.

[Froggie Legs]

Updated prize offering:
Complements of Mandoline Thanks Mando!!!

 Full Hookah set:
    *"DRINK ME" potion   
    *walrus ice cream   
    *beautiful soup   
    *Humpty Dumplings   
    * Lobster qua Grill   
    * missing wine   

[Froggie Legs]

Another updated prize offering:

mistressofthewok  (#1794849)  generously offered the following stipulations

If you collect more than 25,000 frogs in this drive, the most prolific frog donor chooses one prize from the list below:

    Crimbough (3)
    Libram of BRICKOs (2)
    moveable feast (2)
    pile of loose snow (12)
    squamous polyp (2)
    stinky cheese ball (2)
    suspicious stocking
    Tome of Sugar Shummoning (2)
    Underworld trunk


    If you collect more than 10,000 frogs, two people select one prize from below:
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (2)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (2)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (10)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (2)
    A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (2)
    Crimbo wreath (13)
    gingerbread house (3)
    Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (30)
    misfit dolly (2)
    misfit hobby horse (2)
    plastic Crimbo reindeer (7)
    string of Crimbo lights (7)
    Zu Mannkäse Dienen (30)

in other words:
If your contest collects 25k frogs or more, the person who donates the most frogs chooses one item (from either list), and the two runners up for most donations choose one item each from the second list.

If your contest collects between 10k-25k frogs, the two most prolific donators choose one item each from the second list.

I hope that clarifies things. a big thank you to mistressofthewok nonetheless for her generosity!

Also Charleyhorse (#1320435) has also made a very generous donation to the contest (keeping what it is a secret for now) but he does say that if there are any extra "eyes of newt" from the contest, he would be a happy recipient. (unless of course you are planning a witches brew that requires the eyes for some reason >.>)

Thanks again for my fellow generous clannies! You all mean the world to me!

[Froggie Legs]

1. Pakalolo - 270000 | 2. Froggie Legs - 264000

That should be easy

edit: currently
1. Pakalolo - 280000 | 2. Froggie Legs - 270000


I put in what I had but it just prompted her to dump a bunch in as well.

[Froggie Legs]

Few more prizes added to the frog pool:

• Designer handbag
• Jack-in-the-box
• Knob Goblin lunchbox
• 2 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhalers

Contest begins in less than one week!